Some criminals think they are masterminds, but they end up proving the opposite in the most hilarious ways. From clumsy bank robberies to getaways that go nowhere, these stories remind us that crime doesn’t pay, especially when you have no clue what you’re doing. These are the kind of tales you tell friends at parties to get them guffawing. These 30 dumb criminals and their exploits give a new meaning to the expression “Thick as thieves.”